Hear, oh salad, my deep appreciation
for that humongous aid you give to my digestion.
For the health and the crunch
And the hard food to munch
And I am writing to convey my oblation.
However, one thing I noticed and must share
For although I try to shrink my underwear
It is clear to me
That you are what to eat
When I want to trick my digestion into thinking I have eaten. ❤